An entire discussion of retail elapses without a single mention of Clerks. Enter the title homage. Chris and Ian do, however, have time to discuss WWE style security guards, a “toy-fight” gone knifey involving an old acquaintance, and Chewbacca’s Bandolier Strap action figure carry case. Chris also evidences (Judd) Nelsonian harshness with a recollection of his no-nonsense policy towards potential shoplifters.

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