The arrival of Low Standards’ new site is contextualized and celebrated in customarily verbose fashion. Your hosts’ recent Manchester meet-cute is recounted, lending further weight to the question marks already hanging over the pair’s relationship. The notion of truth pops up here and there, and Chris and Ian sock it to Geraldo Rivera and Bill O’Reilly, respectively.

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